A little about me.
My name is Hope, and yes, I spent most of grades 1-3 being called Dope. I'm a writer, a mom, and I hate the word moist. I spent most my life in New York, I currently live in Florida, and if I ever get a dog I'm going to name her Barbara. I like to dance, read books funny people write, and I think gefilte fish is almost as vile as terrorism.

A little about this blog.
The world is filled with douchebags, and they come in all forms. For whatever reason it makes me feel better to rant furiously about them, it's how I get my aggression out. Why would I sweat through a kickboxing class when I can sit on my ass with a bag of Funions and write about douchebags? It's my happy place, I hope it makes you happy too. Read More